Nominate a Quote of the Moment

[Esme Cullen]

Yeh you know the rules.
Can nominate up to three quotes.
Dont nominate one you've wrote.
must be quotes from role plays on this site.

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[b]Author:[/b]

[Carlisle Cullen]

Quote: "Erm I sat on the table... to many mountain lions i think."
Author: Edward Cullen

Quote: "Well she isn't going to trust me with the glue gun, so what else am I gonna' stick in Newtons hair?"
Author: Edward Cullen

Quote: "At that moment, if she'd been presented with the option of kissing Edward or Royce on the cheek, she wouldn't have picked the vampire."
Author: Rosalie Hale

[Esme Cullen]

Quote: "Erm i sat on the table... to many mountain lions i think,"
Author: Edward Cullen.

Quote: "He looked up laughing. "Its a good job i have waterproof hair wax on!" He chuckled to himself"
Author: Christopher James

Quote: "Edward was talking about taking the blame for something, and Esme was refusing to let him. Then as she mentioned a broom he knew that she had broken something. Laughing silently to himself he made his way noisly up the steps and onto the porch as to let them know he was home."
Author: Carlisle Cullen.

[Indie Hayes]

Quote: “You know in my experience I’ve learnt that if you have a temptation to slaughter a pupil, a certain Mike Newton wouldn't go a miss.”
Author: Edward Cullen

Quote: “Invite the mutts from La Push. You can even bite Bella in front of her parents, and the rest of Forks. You know, since we're going for full out reckless here.”
Author: Rosalie Hale

Quote: “Esme did you see that?! At least this time no-one can blame me.”
Author: Emmett Cullen

[Kate Kazakova]

Noms:
1. "Well, we all know red is the colour that makes bad-ass people bad-ass.. A lot of the time they're just stealing red's automatic bad-ass-ness." -- Jase Whitechester
2. “I would, but Newton would probably taste like… like…” She paused, trying to think of something that Mike Newton could adequately be compared to. Nothing seemed to be bad enough. “He’d probably taste like dirt or rotten eggs or something.” -- Indie Hayes
3. "No sweetheart, i think it was infact your shoelace this time... we either have two options from here, get you VELCRO shoes... though i'm sure you'd still find a way to fall over with. or a wheel chair, but then again you'll probably end up rolling down a hill and into a tree, so maybe that isn't the wisest idea either" -- Edward Cullen

HONORARY MENTION:
To the tune of Eminem's "Cleanin' Out My Closet";
”We’re sorry Newton,
We never meant to staple youuuuu. [oooo] [ooo]
We never meant to make you cry,
But today you killed Mrs. Capes Goldfish." -- Edward & Emmett Cullen

[Rosalie Hale]

Quote: "I make allowances for people with an IQ in the double figures. And unnaturally blond hair."
Author: Jase Whitechester (Kai!)

Quote: “My things cant make it through the week without one of them destroying something.”
Author: Esme Cullen (Slayer!)

Quote: “Yes, you know me, tripping over dust particles is my thing.”
Author: Bella Swan (Jami!)

[Bella Swan]

Quote:"Some may call it sad... i just call it having an eternity of to much time on my hands,"
Author:Edward Cullen

Quote:“What’s this I’ve been hearing about my plant pot?”
Author:Esme Cullen

Quote:"On the bright side, you don't have to worry about Bella living through this."
Author:Rosalie Hale

[Jacob Black]

Quote:"So let me guess what’s happened. You found Bella in bed with the mutt and now it’s time to kick some werewolf ass?"
Author: Emmet Cullen (STEPHII!!)

ETA: will edit more in later...